WGN News anchors Robert Jordan and Jackie Bange have been together for many years.  Maybe too many. This is either the most awesome or the gayest handshake in the world.  I have to watch it ten more times to decide.

This reporter catches the dreaded ghetto bug about 5 seconds into his report. This nasty bug turned him from Bryant Gumble to JJ Walker faster than I can say “country ass f-ed up town”.