He’s got his trusty stop watch.  He should have worn his trusty shin guards.  If only he would have jumped at the last second he would have looked like the man.  He didn’t. So he looks like an idiot. I must admit that, even though he must have been in tremendous pain, I am impressed that he managed to do his signoff after the accident.

I never get tired of this. Honestly, it looks horrible, and it may be a fake – but I don’t care.

Who knew stomping grapes at the Chateau Elan Winery in Atlanta could be so entertaining? This overzealous Fox 5 reporter wrecks this segment then makes sounds like a dying gerbil while a royalty free version of “Funiculi Funicula”‏ plays in the background.  Pure News Wrecker gold.