An oldie but a goodie. Leave it to repressed Fox News anchors to go blue on this simple story about a lovely country girl who allegedly made some bad decisions.
Just look at her.
And try to say title without screwing up.

One of my all-time favorites. Ok, sure, some anchor screw-ups are easy to understand … but this one? Wonder what was on her mind?

This is why we love local news: The uncomfortable cross talk.
More than you ever wanted to know about an anchor team and their spanking subtexts. I bet they absolutely hate each other in real life.