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	<title>News Wrecker</title>
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	<description>Bad News is hilarious.</description>
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		<title>LOOK OUT BEHIND YOU!!!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Melbourne Australia anchor Peter Hitchener needs to stop what he&#8217;s doing (reading the news) and WATCH OUT FOR GIANT BIRDS.
Ah, it&#8217;s a simple formula, people.
Seagull + live camera + green screen = Newswrecker
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		<link>http://newswrecker.com/anchor-bloopers/look-out-behind-you/</link>
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		<title>Contessa Brewer gets her Revs mixed up</title>
		<description><![CDATA[You don&#8217;t want to see Jesse when he&#8217;s angry.
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		<link>http://newswrecker.com/anchor-bloopers/contessa-brewer-gets-her-revs-mixed-up/</link>
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		<title>Tom Brokaw Combs</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Here&#8217;s some rare footage of Tom Brokaw grooming his near perfect anchor hair.
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		<link>http://newswrecker.com/anchor-bloopers/tom-brokaw-combs/</link>
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		<title>Balloon Boy Blows Chunks on The Today Show</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Falcon Heene seems to be sick of all the press. His dad&#8217;s reaction is priceless.
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		<link>http://newswrecker.com/anchor-bloopers/balloon-boy-blows-chunks-on-the-today-show/</link>
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		<title>Larry King can&#8217;t say E. Coli Outbreak</title>
		<description><![CDATA[The title pretty much speaks for itself.
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		<link>http://newswrecker.com/anchor-bloopers/larry-king-cant-say-e-coli-outbreak/</link>
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		<title>Somebody Needs a Hug</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Dear CBS 46 Reporter,
Please stop talking about a hurricane, turn around, and give that guy a hug. Go ahead, I&#8217;ll wait.
C&#8217;mon. He really needs a hug. Just a little attention.
No? You know he&#8217;s just going to keep doing this until you give him a hug.
We all need a little attention sometimes.
Sincerely, 
NewsWrecker
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		<link>http://newswrecker.com/reporter-bloopers/somebody-needs-a-hug/</link>
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		<title>Keep Fucking That Chicken, Ernie</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Ernie Anastos brings &#8220;Stay Classy&#8221; to a whole new level by telling his weather man at FOX5 WNYW to &#8220;keep fucking that chicken.&#8221;  Seen live on the Sept. 16 2009 10:00 show. 
Ernie goes on to tell his co-anchor that she&#8217;s &#8220;looking good&#8221; during the busy moms work-out segment.
Of course, this isn&#8217;t the first time he&#8217;s done something like this.
Thanks, Jason!
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		<link>http://newswrecker.com/featured/keep-fucking-that-chicken-ernie/</link>
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		<title>Don&#8217;t Adopt a Pet</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Never share a stage with an animal. I&#8217;m pretty sure that&#8217;s a show-biz rule for a reason.
These dogs have no business being adopted. They&#8217;re just two insane animals that crave reporter flesh.
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		<link>http://newswrecker.com/anchor-bloopers/dont-adopt-a-pet/</link>
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		<title>Reporter vs Lizard</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Michael Scott of NBC5  went nuts after this little lizard wanted to make a new friend.  The noises he made are almost as great as the grape lady&#8217;s.
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		<link>http://newswrecker.com/reporter-bloopers/reporter-vs-lizard/</link>
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		<title>RIP Michael Jackson &#8211; Long Live Reporter Harassment!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[KTNV 13&#8217;s Steve Ryan had a serious job to do. He had to report on the sadness felt in Las Vegas over the death of Michael Jackson. 
Then, a jackass showed up.
We all know this is hard to deal with, but sometimes inevitable. You may be covering a parade or the Fourth of July or a Nascar event and some crazy is going to try to get in your live shot. What should you do?
Steve knows the answer: You stiffarm the guy in the face on live television.
Thanks Nikki!
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		<link>http://newswrecker.com/reporter-bloopers/rip-michael-jackson-long-live-reporter-harassment/</link>
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