News Wrecker

LOOK OUT BEHIND YOU!!!

ginger — Fri, 23 Oct 2009 01:34:25 +0000

Melbourne Australia anchor Peter Hitchener needs to stop what he’s doing (reading the news) and WATCH OUT FOR GIANT BIRDS.

Ah, it’s a simple formula, people.

Seagull + live camera + green screen = Newswrecker

Contessa Brewer gets her Revs mixed up

waco — Thu, 22 Oct 2009 02:52:30 +0000

You don’t want to see Jesse when he’s angry.

Tom Brokaw Combs

waco — Thu, 22 Oct 2009 02:14:46 +0000

Here’s some rare footage of Tom Brokaw grooming his near perfect anchor hair.

Balloon Boy Blows Chunks on The Today Show

waco — Fri, 16 Oct 2009 14:11:15 +0000

Falcon Heene seems to be sick of all the press. His dad’s reaction is priceless.

Larry King can’t say E. Coli Outbreak

waco — Fri, 16 Oct 2009 03:22:09 +0000

The title pretty much speaks for itself.

Somebody Needs a Hug

lee — Fri, 09 Oct 2009 00:27:20 +0000

Dear CBS 46 Reporter,

Please stop talking about a hurricane, turn around, and give that guy a hug. Go ahead, I’ll wait.

C’mon. He really needs a hug. Just a little attention.

No? You know he’s just going to keep doing this until you give him a hug.

We all need a little attention sometimes.

Sincerely,

NewsWrecker

Keep Fucking That Chicken, Ernie

lee — Fri, 18 Sep 2009 00:08:55 +0000

Ernie Anastos brings “Stay Classy” to a whole new level by telling his weather man at FOX5 WNYW to “keep fucking that chicken.” Seen live on the Sept. 16 2009 10:00 show.

Ernie goes on to tell his co-anchor that she’s “looking good” during the busy moms work-out segment.

Of course, this isn’t the first time he’s done something like this.

Thanks, Jason!

Don’t Adopt a Pet

lee — Fri, 14 Aug 2009 00:09:16 +0000

Never share a stage with an animal. I’m pretty sure that’s a show-biz rule for a reason.

These dogs have no business being adopted. They’re just two insane animals that crave reporter flesh.

Reporter vs Lizard

waco — Thu, 16 Jul 2009 19:11:07 +0000

Michael Scott of NBC5 went nuts after this little lizard wanted to make a new friend. The noises he made are almost as great as the grape lady’s.

RIP Michael Jackson – Long Live Reporter Harassment!

lee — Fri, 03 Jul 2009 15:02:25 +0000

KTNV 13’s Steve Ryan had a serious job to do. He had to report on the sadness felt in Las Vegas over the death of Michael Jackson.

Then, a jackass showed up.

We all know this is hard to deal with, but sometimes inevitable. You may be covering a parade or the Fourth of July or a Nascar event and some crazy is going to try to get in your live shot. What should you do?

Steve knows the answer: You stiffarm the guy in the face on live television.

Thanks Nikki!