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		<title>CNBC Calls Bullshit on President Obama</title>
		<link>http://newswrecker.com/headline/cnbc-calls-bullshit-on-president-obama/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Mar 2009 16:36:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>waco</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Calling bullshit on the President of the United States on national television?  That may be a first.  I&#8217;m not sure which CNBC correspondent did the deed, but it sounds a lot like Michelle Caruso-Cabrera. I guess with a name that long you can say whatever you want.  Bill Griffeth almost cracks up after the comment.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><span style="font-size: 7.5pt; color: black; font-family: Verdana; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;"><span style="font-size: 7.5pt; color: black; font-family: Verdana; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;"><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: black; font-family: Verdana; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-bidi-font-size: 7.5pt;"><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: black; font-family: Verdana; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-bidi-font-size: 7.5pt;">Calling bullshit on the President of the United States on national television?  That may be a first.  I&#8217;m not sure which CNBC correspondent did the deed, but it sounds a lot like Michelle Caruso-Cabrera. I guess with a name that long you can say whatever you want.  Bill Griffeth almost cracks up after the comment.</span></span></span></span></p>
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		<title>Reporter Rapes Bear</title>
		<link>http://newswrecker.com/reporter-bloopers/reporter-rapes-bear/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Mar 2009 01:15:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>lee</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This San Diego Living reporter viciously molests a toy while encouraging a fire fighter gang bang at the Build-a-Bear demonstration. 
I honestly can&#8217;t believe this actually aired. 
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This San Diego Living reporter viciously molests a toy while encouraging a fire fighter gang bang at the Build-a-Bear demonstration. </p>
<p>I honestly can&#8217;t believe this actually aired. </p>
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		<title>WNBC Has a Rough Night</title>
		<link>http://newswrecker.com/headline/wnbc-has-a-rough-night/</link>
		<comments>http://newswrecker.com/headline/wnbc-has-a-rough-night/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 14 Mar 2009 01:22:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>ginger</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The biggest station in the country is entitled to a bad night every now and then. Poor guys. If they weren&#8217;t seasoned veterans, I might feel bad for them. 
On second thought, no I wouldn&#8217;t.  This is priceless.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The biggest station in the country is entitled to a bad night every now and then. Poor guys. If they weren&#8217;t seasoned veterans, I might feel bad for them. </p>
<p>On second thought, no I wouldn&#8217;t.  This is priceless.</p>
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		<title>Dance Party Friday!</title>
		<link>http://newswrecker.com/headline/dance-party-friday/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Feb 2009 15:12:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>ginger</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[WKRC-TV in Cincinnati (the CW affiliate) celebrates no traffic accidents with DANCE PARTY FRIDAY!
While not a blooper, per se, in most circumstances, hearing an anchor say &#8220;Get a nut, to move your butt&#8221; would qualify for our collection.
Thanks to our friends at the Delta Park Project for sending this to us.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>WKRC-TV in Cincinnati (the CW affiliate) celebrates no traffic accidents with <strong>DANCE PARTY FRIDAY!</strong></p>
<p>While not a blooper, per se, in most circumstances, hearing an anchor say &#8220;Get a nut, to move your butt&#8221; would qualify for our collection.</p>
<p>Thanks to our friends at the <a href="http://www.deltaparkproject.com">Delta Park Project</a> for sending this to us.</p>
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		<title>Penis. It&#8217;s what&#8217;s for dinner.</title>
		<link>http://newswrecker.com/headline/penis-its-whats-for-dinner/</link>
		<comments>http://newswrecker.com/headline/penis-its-whats-for-dinner/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Feb 2009 01:19:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>ginger</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Peanuts. Penis. What&#8217;s the difference?
Apparently, this CNN anchor thinks they are one and the same because we get two &#8211; count &#8216;em, two! &#8211; peanut penis slip ups.
Peanut penis. Peanut penis. Peanut penis. You try it a few times.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Peanuts. Penis. What&#8217;s the difference?</p>
<p>Apparently, this CNN anchor thinks they are one and the same because we get two &#8211; count &#8216;em, two! &#8211; peanut penis slip ups.</p>
<p>Peanut penis. Peanut penis. Peanut penis. You try it a few times.</p>
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		<title>Brokeback Mt. Everest</title>
		<link>http://newswrecker.com/headline/brokeback-mt-everest/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 04 Feb 2009 02:11:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>ginger</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[freudian]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[One of my all-time favorites. Ok, sure, some anchor screw-ups are easy to understand &#8230; but this one? Wonder what was on her mind?
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>One of my all-time favorites. Ok, sure, some anchor screw-ups are easy to understand &#8230; but this one? Wonder what was on her mind?</p>
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