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		<title>Camel Eats Reporter</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 19 May 2011 19:21:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Lee</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Posted without comment. Other than: &#8220;Holy crap that camel ate a reporter!&#8221;
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Posted without comment. Other than: &#8220;Holy crap that camel ate a reporter!&#8221;</p>
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		<title>Keep Fucking That Chicken, Ernie</title>
		<link>http://newswrecker.com/featured/keep-fucking-that-chicken-ernie/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 18 Sep 2009 00:08:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>lee</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ernie Anastos brings &#8220;Stay Classy&#8221; to a whole new level by telling his weather man at FOX5 WNYW to &#8220;keep fucking that chicken.&#8221;  Seen live on the Sept. 16 2009 10:00 show. 
Ernie goes on to tell his co-anchor that she&#8217;s &#8220;looking good&#8221; during the busy moms work-out segment.
Of course, this isn&#8217;t the first time he&#8217;s done something like this.
Thanks, Jason!
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Ernie Anastos brings &#8220;Stay Classy&#8221; to a whole new level by telling his weather man at FOX5 WNYW to &#8220;keep fucking that chicken.&#8221;  Seen live on the Sept. 16 2009 10:00 show. </p>
<p>Ernie goes on to tell his co-anchor that she&#8217;s &#8220;looking good&#8221; during the busy moms work-out segment.</p>
<p>Of course, <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vQTd0t-Pxck">this isn&#8217;t the first time he&#8217;s done something like this</a>.</p>
<p><em>Thanks, Jason!</em></p>
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		<title>Suicide Graphic</title>
		<link>http://newswrecker.com/featured/suicide-graphic/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 16 Mar 2009 00:39:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>ginger</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[From WSAV in Savannah GA. At the end of an innocent story about the &#8220;Duct Tape Prom,&#8221; the final still resolves into a very unfortunate graphic template noting a brother/sister suicide. Yikes.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>From WSAV in Savannah GA. At the end of an innocent story about the &#8220;Duct Tape Prom,&#8221; the final still resolves into a very unfortunate graphic template noting a brother/sister suicide. Yikes.</p>
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		<title>Reporter Gets Baked on Camera</title>
		<link>http://newswrecker.com/featured/reporter-gets-baked-on-camera/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Feb 2009 16:05:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>lee</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This English reporter stands among the burning stacks of marijuana plants and slowly loses his mind.
I&#8217;ve heard of a contact high, but this guy must be in orbit with that much grass burning around him. 
&#8220;Rugged soldiers, the size of Wales, burning drugs.&#8221;
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This English reporter stands among the burning stacks of marijuana plants and slowly loses his mind.</p>
<p>I&#8217;ve heard of a contact high, but this guy must be in orbit with that much grass burning around him. </p>
<p>&#8220;Rugged soldiers, the size of Wales, burning drugs.&#8221;</p>
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		<title>Apparently, Nicole has stretch marks</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Feb 2009 01:43:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>lee</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Milwaukee&#8217;s Fox 6 morning show gets off to a great start when one anchor basically outs her colleague for having&#8230;stretch marks.
The station&#8217;s resident fashionista is apparently not impressed with people that have given birth to children and are then physically marked by the experience. 
Poor Nicole walks off the set, leaving the men to sort out the mess. The &#8220;cat fight&#8221; sound effect was original to the broadcast. Stay classy, Milwaukee!
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Milwaukee&#8217;s Fox 6 morning show gets off to a great start when one anchor basically outs her colleague for having&#8230;stretch marks.</p>
<p>The station&#8217;s resident fashionista is apparently not impressed with people that have given birth to children and are then physically marked by the experience. </p>
<p>Poor Nicole walks off the set, leaving the men to sort out the mess. The &#8220;cat fight&#8221; sound effect was original to the broadcast. Stay classy, Milwaukee!</p>
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		<title>J Lo Gets a Blow Job</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Feb 2009 01:29:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>ginger</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Check out this slip up by Shepard Smith on Fox News Channel. Whoops!
And how would someone even give J Lo a blow job anyway?
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Check out this slip up by Shepard Smith on Fox News Channel. Whoops!</p>
<p>And how would someone even give J Lo a blow job anyway?</p>
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		<title>When robotic cameras attack</title>
		<link>http://newswrecker.com/featured/when-robotic-cameras-attack/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 21 Feb 2009 01:21:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>ginger</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Increasingly, studio cameras are being powered by robotics instead of human operators, so this news blooper is in honor of all those camera guys and gals fighting to keep their jobs.
Just see what can happen when we leave the cameras in charge!
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Increasingly, studio cameras are being powered by robotics instead of human operators, so this news blooper is in honor of all those camera guys and gals fighting to keep their jobs.</p>
<p>Just see what can happen when we leave the cameras in charge!</p>
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		<title>A Goat&#8230; and DOGS GETTING IT ON!</title>
		<link>http://newswrecker.com/featured/a-goat-and-dogs-getting-it-on/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Feb 2009 16:42:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>ginger</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Des Moines CBS affilliate KCCI had the great foresight to add this outtake to their Youtube channel.
You&#8217;d think the comedy would come from the goat, but check out the dog on dog action behind the reporter.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Des Moines CBS affilliate <a href="http://kcci.com">KCCI</a> had the great foresight to add this outtake to <a href="http://www.youtube.com/user/kccitv">their Youtube channel</a>.</p>
<p>You&#8217;d think the comedy would come from the goat, but check out the dog on dog action behind the reporter.</p>
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		<title>Reporter White Out</title>
		<link>http://newswrecker.com/reporter-bloopers/reporter-white-out/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Feb 2009 20:37:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>ginger</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Reporter gets buried in snow while doing a stand-up.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Reporter gets buried in snow while doing a stand-up.</p>
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		<title>Reporter Can&#8217;t Hear Sh*t</title>
		<link>http://newswrecker.com/reporter-bloopers/cant-hear-sht/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Feb 2009 20:32:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>lee</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Another instance of a reporter not thinking before he (or she) talks. This one has really taken on a life of its own because it&#8217;s so blatant.
The anchor toss goes out&#8230;and she &#8220;can&#8217;t hear sh*t&#8221;. She realizes she&#8217;s on air, and starts to go, but by then, the plug had been pulled and two stunned anchors were left to pick up the pieces.
Classic.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Another instance of a reporter not thinking before he (or she) talks. This one has really taken on a life of its own because it&#8217;s so blatant.</p>
<p>The anchor toss goes out&#8230;and she &#8220;can&#8217;t hear sh*t&#8221;. She realizes she&#8217;s on air, and starts to go, but by then, the plug had been pulled and two stunned anchors were left to pick up the pieces.</p>
<p>Classic.</p>
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