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		<title>News Anchor Mocks Kardashians (Easy Enough)</title>
		<link>http://newswrecker.com/anchor-bloopers/news-anchor-mocks-kardashians-easy-enough/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 14 Sep 2011 20:02:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Lee</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[If checking his Blackberry didn&#8217;t show enough contempt, he goes on to do a spot-on impression.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>If checking his Blackberry didn&#8217;t show enough contempt, he goes on to do a spot-on impression.</p>
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		<title>Small But Impressive</title>
		<link>http://newswrecker.com/anchor-bloopers/small-but-impressive/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Feb 2011 20:14:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Lee</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Anchor Bloopers]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ten Adelaide news reporter Belinda Heggen attacks the size of co-anchor Mark Aiston&#8217;s manhood. 
His set up was asking for it and she delivered a home run.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Ten Adelaide news reporter Belinda Heggen attacks the size of co-anchor Mark Aiston&#8217;s manhood. </p>
<p>His set up was asking for it and she delivered a home run.</p>
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		<title>Miss Nevada Loses her Tit-tle</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 18 Jan 2011 16:55:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Lee</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Anchor Bloopers]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[sex]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[An oldie but a goodie. Leave it to repressed Fox News anchors to go blue on this simple story about a lovely country girl who allegedly made some bad decisions. 
Just look at her.
And try to say title without screwing up.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>An oldie but a goodie. Leave it to repressed Fox News anchors to go blue on this simple story about a lovely country girl who allegedly made some bad decisions. </p>
<p>Just look at her.</p>
<p>And try to say title without screwing up.</p>
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		<title>Dicks are Hilarious!</title>
		<link>http://newswrecker.com/anchor-bloopers/dicks-are-hilarious/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 17 Jan 2011 19:10:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Lee</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Anchor Bloopers]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[gay]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Salt Lake City&#8217;s Fox 13 anchor talks about vasectomies and loses his cool during the accompanying video.
Spoiler alert: It&#8217;s video of dudes&#8217; crotches!
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Salt Lake City&#8217;s Fox 13 anchor talks about vasectomies and loses his cool during the accompanying video.</p>
<p><strong>Spoiler alert:</strong> It&#8217;s video of dudes&#8217; crotches!</p>
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		<title>LOOK OUT BEHIND YOU!!!</title>
		<link>http://newswrecker.com/anchor-bloopers/look-out-behind-you/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 23 Oct 2009 01:34:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>ginger</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Anchor Bloopers]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Melbourne Australia anchor Peter Hitchener needs to stop what he&#8217;s doing (reading the news) and WATCH OUT FOR GIANT BIRDS.
Ah, it&#8217;s a simple formula, people.
Seagull + live camera + green screen = Newswrecker
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Melbourne Australia anchor Peter Hitchener needs to stop what he&#8217;s doing (reading the news) and WATCH OUT FOR GIANT BIRDS.</p>
<p>Ah, it&#8217;s a simple formula, people.</p>
<p>Seagull + live camera + green screen = Newswrecker</p>
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		<title>Contessa Brewer gets her Revs mixed up</title>
		<link>http://newswrecker.com/anchor-bloopers/contessa-brewer-gets-her-revs-mixed-up/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 22 Oct 2009 02:52:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>waco</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Anchor Bloopers]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[You don&#8217;t want to see Jesse when he&#8217;s angry.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You don&#8217;t want to see Jesse when he&#8217;s angry.</p>
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		<title>Tom Brokaw Combs</title>
		<link>http://newswrecker.com/anchor-bloopers/tom-brokaw-combs/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 22 Oct 2009 02:14:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>waco</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Anchor Bloopers]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Here&#8217;s some rare footage of Tom Brokaw grooming his near perfect anchor hair.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><span class="description">Here&#8217;s some rare footage of Tom Brokaw grooming his near perfect anchor hair.</span></p>
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		<title>Balloon Boy Blows Chunks on The Today Show</title>
		<link>http://newswrecker.com/anchor-bloopers/balloon-boy-blows-chunks-on-the-today-show/</link>
		<comments>http://newswrecker.com/anchor-bloopers/balloon-boy-blows-chunks-on-the-today-show/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Oct 2009 14:11:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>waco</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Anchor Bloopers]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Falcon Heene seems to be sick of all the press. His dad&#8217;s reaction is priceless.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><span class="description">Falcon Heene seems to be sick of all the press. His dad&#8217;s reaction is priceless.</span></p>
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		<title>Larry King can&#8217;t say E. Coli Outbreak</title>
		<link>http://newswrecker.com/anchor-bloopers/larry-king-cant-say-e-coli-outbreak/</link>
		<comments>http://newswrecker.com/anchor-bloopers/larry-king-cant-say-e-coli-outbreak/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Oct 2009 03:22:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>waco</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Coli]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[E]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[king]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[larry]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[The title pretty much speaks for itself.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The title pretty much speaks for itself.</p>
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		<title>Keep Fucking That Chicken, Ernie</title>
		<link>http://newswrecker.com/featured/keep-fucking-that-chicken-ernie/</link>
		<comments>http://newswrecker.com/featured/keep-fucking-that-chicken-ernie/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 18 Sep 2009 00:08:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>lee</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Anchor Bloopers]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[profanity]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Ernie Anastos brings &#8220;Stay Classy&#8221; to a whole new level by telling his weather man at FOX5 WNYW to &#8220;keep fucking that chicken.&#8221;  Seen live on the Sept. 16 2009 10:00 show. 
Ernie goes on to tell his co-anchor that she&#8217;s &#8220;looking good&#8221; during the busy moms work-out segment.
Of course, this isn&#8217;t the first time he&#8217;s done something like this.
Thanks, Jason!
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Ernie Anastos brings &#8220;Stay Classy&#8221; to a whole new level by telling his weather man at FOX5 WNYW to &#8220;keep fucking that chicken.&#8221;  Seen live on the Sept. 16 2009 10:00 show. </p>
<p>Ernie goes on to tell his co-anchor that she&#8217;s &#8220;looking good&#8221; during the busy moms work-out segment.</p>
<p>Of course, <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vQTd0t-Pxck">this isn&#8217;t the first time he&#8217;s done something like this</a>.</p>
<p><em>Thanks, Jason!</em></p>
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