If checking his Blackberry didn’t show enough contempt, he goes on to do a spot-on impression.

Ten Adelaide news reporter Belinda Heggen attacks the size of co-anchor Mark Aiston’s manhood.
His set up was asking for it and she delivered a home run.

An oldie but a goodie. Leave it to repressed Fox News anchors to go blue on this simple story about a lovely country girl who allegedly made some bad decisions.
Just look at her.
And try to say title without screwing up.

Salt Lake City’s Fox 13 anchor talks about vasectomies and loses his cool during the accompanying video.
Spoiler alert: It’s video of dudes’ crotches!

Melbourne Australia anchor Peter Hitchener needs to stop what he’s doing (reading the news) and WATCH OUT FOR GIANT BIRDS.
Ah, it’s a simple formula, people.
Seagull + live camera + green screen = Newswrecker

You don’t want to see Jesse when he’s angry.

Here’s some rare footage of Tom Brokaw grooming his near perfect anchor hair.

Falcon Heene seems to be sick of all the press. His dad’s reaction is priceless.

The title pretty much speaks for itself.

Ernie Anastos brings “Stay Classy” to a whole new level by telling his weather man at FOX5 WNYW to “keep fucking that chicken.” Seen live on the Sept. 16 2009 10:00 show.
Ernie goes on to tell his co-anchor that she’s “looking good” during the busy moms work-out segment.
Of course, this isn’t the first time he’s done something like this.
Thanks, Jason!